/*
 Milonic DHTML Website Navigation Menu - Version 3.5
 Written by Andy Woolley - Copyright 2002 (c) Milonic Solutions Limited. All Rights Reserved.
 Please visit http://www.milonic.co.uk/menu or e-mail menu3@milonic.com for more information.
 
 The Free use of this menu is only available to Non-Profit, Educational & Personal web sites.
 Commercial and Corporate licenses  are available for use on all other web sites & Intranets.
 All Copyright notices MUST remain in place at ALL times and, please keep us informed of your 
 intentions to use the menu and send us your URL.
*/


//The following line is critical for menu operation, and MUST APPEAR ONLY ONCE. If you have more than one menu_array.js file rem out this line in subsequent files
menunum=0;menus=new Array();_d=document;function addmenu(){menunum++;menus[menunum]=menu;}function dumpmenus(){mt="<script language=javascript>";for(a=1;a<menus.length;a++){mt+=" menu"+a+"=menus["+a+"];"}mt+="<\/script>";_d.write(mt)}
//Please leave the above line intact. The above also needs to be enabled if it not already enabled unless this file is part of a multi pack.



////////////////////////////////////
// Editable properties START here //
////////////////////////////////////

// Special effect string for IE5.5 or above please visit http://www.milonic.co.uk/menu/filters_sample.php for more filters
effect = "Fade(duration=0.2);Alpha(style=0,opacity=88);Shadow(color='#777777', Direction=135, Strength=5)"


timegap=500			// The time delay for menus to remain visible
followspeed=5		// Follow Scrolling speed
followrate=40		// Follow Scrolling Rate
suboffset_top=10;	// Sub menu offset Top position 
suboffset_left=10;	// Sub menu offset Left position
closeOnClick = true

style1=[			// style1 is an array of properties. You can have as many property arrays as you need. This means that menus can have their own style.
"navy",				// Mouse Off Font Color
"ccccff",			// Mouse Off Background Color
"ffebdc",			// Mouse On Font Color
"4b0082",			// Mouse On Background Color
"000000",			// Menu Border Color 
12,					// Font Size in pixels
"normal",			// Font Style (italic or normal)
"normal",				// Font Weight (bold or normal)
"Verdana, Arial",	// Font Name
4,					// Menu Item Padding
"arrow.gif",		// Sub Menu Image (Leave this blank if not needed)
,					// 3D Border & Separator bar
"66ffff",			// 3D High Color
"000099",			// 3D Low Color
"Purple",			// Current Page Item Font Color (leave this blank to disable)
"pink",				// Current Page Item Background Color (leave this blank to disable)
"arrowdn.gif",		// Top Bar image (Leave this blank to disable)
"ffffff",			// Menu Header Font Color (Leave blank if headers are not needed)
"FFFFFF",			// Menu Header Background Color (Leave blank if headers are not needed)
"navy",				// Menu Item Separator Color
]


addmenu(menu=[		// This is the array that contains your menu properties and details
"mainmenu",			// Menu Name - This is needed in order for the menu to be called
95,					// Menu Top - The Top position of the menu in pixels
0,				// Menu Left - The Left position of the menu in pixels
80,					// Menu Width - Menus width in pixels
1,					// Menu Border Width 
,					// Screen Position - here you can use "center;left;right;middle;top;bottom" or a combination of "center:middle"
style1,				// Properties Array - this is set higher up, as above
1,					// Always Visible - allows the menu item to be visible at all time (1=on/0=off)
"left",				// Alignment - sets the menu elements text alignment, values valid here are: left, right or center
,				// Filter - Text variable for setting transitional effects on menu activation - see above for more info
,					// Follow Scrolling - Tells the menu item to follow the user down the screen (visible at all times) (1=on/0=off)
1, 					// Horizontal Menu - Tells the menu to become horizontal instead of top to bottom style (1=on/0=off)
,					// Keep Alive - Keeps the menu visible until the user moves over another menu or clicks elsewhere on the page (1=on/0=off)
,					// Position of TOP sub image left:center:right
,					// Set the Overall Width of Horizontal Menu to 100% and height to the specified amount (Leave blank to disable)
,					// Right To Left - Used in Hebrew for example. (1=on/0=off)
,					// Open the Menus OnClick - leave blank for OnMouseover (1=on/0=off)
,					// ID of the div you want to hide on MouseOver (useful for hiding form elements)
,					// Background image for menu when BGColor set to transparent.
,					// Scrollable Menu
,					// Reserved for future use
,"Images&nbsp;","show-menu=images",,"",1
,"Audio&nbsp;&nbsp;","show-menu=audio",,"",1
,"Weird News&nbsp;&nbsp;","show-menu=weirdnews",,"",1
,"Redneck&nbsp;&nbsp;","show-menu=redneck",,"",1
,"Men&nbsp;&nbsp;","show-menu=men",,"",1
,"Flying&nbsp;&nbsp;","show-menu=flying",,"",1
,"Cats&nbsp;&nbsp;","show-menu=cats",,"",1
,"Misc&nbsp;&nbsp;","show-menu=misc",,"",1
,"Downloads&nbsp;&nbsp;","show-menu=downloads",,"",1
])

	addmenu(menu=["images",
	,,200,1,"",style1,,"left",effect,,,,,,,,,,,,
	,"Plumbing Truck","plumbingtruck.shtml",,,1
	,"First Glimpse of Mars","miscimages.shtml#mars",,,1
	,"Absurd Product Packaging","caution-fire.shtml",,,1
	,"Home Alone w/ Michael","miscimages.shtml#mjackson",,,1
	,"Joan Crawford's Long Lost Daughter","miscimages.shtml#mjackson",,,1
	,"PSA to EBay Auctioneers","ebay.shtml",,,1
	,"Special Key","fckitkey.shtml",,,1
	,"Banishing Microsoft","banishingms.shtml",,,1
	,"Casual Telecommuter","telecommuter.shtml",,,1
	,"Microsoft Options (PG-13)","microsoft.shtml",,,1
	])
	
	
		addmenu(menu=["audio",
		,,120,1,"",style1,,"left",effect,,,,,,,,,,,,
		,"Man Song","mansong.ram",,,0
		,"This is your Captain...", "thisisyourcaptain.ram",,,0
		])

			addmenu(menu=["weirdnews",
			,,200,1,"",style1,,"left",effect,,,,,,,,,,,,
			,"Helicopter Donut Run","helicopterrun.shtml",,,
			])
		
		addmenu(menu=["redneck",
		,,200,1,"",style1,,"left",effect,,,,,,,,,,,,
		,"You Might Be a Redneck","redneck.shtml",,,0
		,"You're From Indiana...","indiana.shtml",,,0
		,"Southern Humor","southern.shtml",,,0
		,"Hillbilly Medical Terms","hillbillymedicine.shtml",,,0		
		,"Rules for Visiting Indiana","visitingindiana.shtml",,,0		
		])

		addmenu(menu=["men",
		,,200,1,"",style1,,"left",effect,,,,,,,,,,,,
		,"Mens' Rules for Women","mensrules.shtml",,,0
		,"Mens' Secret Language","menssecretlanguage.shtml",,,0
		,"Because They're Men","becauseimaguy.shtml",,,0
		,"The Man Song","mansong.ram",,,0
		,"Men vs. Women","menvswomen.shtml",,,0
		])

		addmenu(menu=["flying",
		,,250,1,"",style1,,"left",effect,,,,,,,,,,,,
		,"This is your Captain...", "thisisyourcaptain.ram",,,0
		,"Air Traffic Control Conversations","atc.shtml",,,0
		,"For Those of Us Who LOVE to Fly Part I","flying.shtml",,,0
		,"For Those of Us Who LOVE to Fly Part II","flying2.shtml",,,0
		])

		addmenu(menu=["cats",
		,,200,1,"",style1,,"left",effect,,,,,,,,,,,,
		,"A Priceless Cat Tale","lioncut.shtml",,,0
		,"Cat Observations","catobservations.shtml",,,0
		,"How to Bathe a Cat","catbath.shtml",,,0
		,"Rules for Cats Who Have a House To Run","cat-house.shtml",,,0
		])

		addmenu(menu=["misc",
		,,300,1,"",style1,,"left",effect,,,,,,,,,,,,
		,"Ambiguous Instruction Sheet","ambiguousdiagram.shtml",,,0
		,"Diary:  A Week at The Gym","weekatthegym.shtml",,,0
		,"S. California Driver App","driverapp.shtml",,,0
		,"Toasters","toasters.shtml",,,0
		,"Life's Little Difficulties","difficulties.shtml",,,0
		,"PSA to EBay Auctioneers","ebay.shtml",,,0
		,"Sometimes it Takes a Rocket Scientist","rocketscientist.shtml",,,0
		,"Weekly Work Schedule","workschedule.shtml",,,0
		,"Rules for Watching Pro Football","watchingfootball.shtml",,,0
		,"Lotus Notes Tech Person from Hell","techsupportlotus.shtml",,,0
		,"The Most Powerful Word","spit.shtml",,,0
		,"Consumer Warnings","consumerwarnings.shtml",,,0
		,"Rules for Watching Pro Football","watchingfootball.shtml",,,0
		,"Lotus Notes Tech Person from Hell","techsupporlotus.shtml",,,0
		,"The Most Powerful Word (PG-13)","spit.shtml",,,0
		,"If AOL Were a Real City","aol.shtml",,,0
		,"You Think Your Job is Bad?","job.shtml",,,0
		,"Real Ending to the Empire Strikes Back","empire.shtml",,,0
		,"Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge","book.shtml",,,0
		,"Y2k Pie","y2kpie.shtml",,,0
		,"34 Kinder Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid","mentalgiants.shtml",,,0
		,"Dilbertisms","dilbertisms.shtml",,,0
		,"Totally Useless Info","uselessinfo.shtml",,,0
		,"Absent Notes (PG-13)","absentnotes.shtml",,,0
		,"Fry's Electronics Job App","frys.shtml",,,0
		])

		addmenu(menu=["downloads",
		,,110,1,"",style1,,"left",effect,,,,,,,,,,,,
		,"Stress Relief","stressrelief.exe",,,0
		,"Coke Gift","COKEGIFT.EXE",,,0
		,"Stress Sign","StressSign.exe",,,0
		])


	

dumpmenus()