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This site goes back 17 years! It's seen a lot of change and so have I.
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From who I am to what I do
I have collected many recipes over the year and have them here, in a printable format too!
Login required. Lots of good geek reference materials here.
Rants about stuff in life.
Random emails I've received and share
Have had to reconstruct this but it's growing again.
Some of my favorite YouTube clips appear here, including some of my very own. Brutus gets vacuumed....
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4 little old ladies beat up a guy on an Auto Accident Scene
Homer Simpson Quote
Click to hide
Tough Harley Guy Legend
A Priceless Cat Tail
Baking Cookies with the Cat
How to Bathe the Cat
Invisible Cat Toys
Oreo Chasing his Tail
Rules for Cats who Have a House to Run
Things my cats like to sit on
Things my cats will eat
Things my cats will eat Part II
Typo's from a Church Bulletin
36 Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid
They Walk Amongst Us!
They Walk Amongust Us! (part 2)
Unlucky or Stupid? (or both?)
You Can't Fix Stupid
Actual Air Traffic Control Conversations
For Those of Us Who Love to Fly
For Those of Us Who Love to Fly Part II
Cat Collar Request
20 Good Things about Getting Older
Texting Abbreviations for Middle Aged and Up
Actual Billboard near Indianapolis, IN
First Glimpse of Mars
Michael Jackson Miscellany
Microsoft Options We'd All Like to See
Photo for Thought: Plumbing Truck
Proud to be a Geek!
PSA to E-Bay Sellers
Wallet to Fuel Tank Ratio
Who brought the cat?
Why Science Teachers Aren't Asked to Monitor Recess
Children's Science Exam Questions and Answers.
Kids in Church
New Books for Kids
Parents of the Year
Because They're Men
Choosing a perfect wife
Installing a Husband
Men Lacking Adult Supervision
Men Vs. Women
Mens' Rules for Women
Mens' Secret Language
The Husband Store
Why Men Don't Get Depressed
101 Fun Things to do at Walmart
1977 JC Penney Catalog Selections
A Week at the Gym: One Woman's Story
A Week in the Life of the Lotus Notes Support Person from Hell
Absurd Product Packaging
Actual Quotes from Federal Government Job Evaluations
All women should live so long as to be this kind of lady!
Ambiguous Instruction Sheet
Arguments for Owning a Truck
Badly Interpreted Instruction Manual
Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge
California Driver's License Application
Common Tools - Defined
Cosmic Questions to Ponder
Did I read that sign right?
Did You Ever Want to Do this to Someone?
Freecycle Wanted Fail
How to Clean the House
If AOL Were a Real City
Letter to Employees Regarding Language Use
Life's Little Difficulties
New Bra Invented
New Mexico Chili Cookoff
Points to Ponder
Points to Ponder in Life
Real Absent Notes
Rules for Watching the Superbowl
School Answering Machine
Sometimes it DOES Take a Rocket Scientist
The Most Powerful Word in the English Language
The REAL Ending of The Empire Strikes Back
The Worst First Date Ever
Things to Remember in Life
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!
Top 10 Actual Answering Machine Messages
Totally Useless Information
Warning: Men should stay away from Kohl's
Why Ladies Take So Long in Public Restrooms
Working with a Designer can be Painful!
Wrong E-mail Address!
You Might Be from California if...
You Thought YOUR Job Was Bad
Ads that would Never Work Today!
New PC Terms and Rules
Hillbilly Medical Terminology
Notice to Northerners Moving South
Redneck Day-Vorce (Politically Incorrect)
Rules for Visiting in Indiana
You Can Consider Yourself a Redneck if...
You Know You're From Indiana When...
How E-mail has Changed My Life
Nine Words Women Use and their Definitions
Oreo Chasing his Tail
Robert DeNiro SNL Sketch
Helicopter Used for Donut Run
Frys Electronics Job Application
Unusual Excuses for Missing Work