Cosmic Questions to Ponder

In the winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when we complained about the heat?

With all the lint that accumulates in the dryer, if you just kept drying your clothes would they eventually disappear?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

How can something be both "new" and "improved?"

How did the "Keep of the Grass" sign get on the grass?

And one of my own: Free Gift with purchase - isn't it implied that any gift is free?

From Uncle John's Bathroom Reader